Loneliness

Loneliness is a good business in a country where 30 per cent of the adults have had a divorce. The Ideal Marriage Agency, New York, has developed a scheme for bringing people together by computer. A five-year contract costing $ 450 guarantees up to 10 dates with appropriate partners every month. The Ideal Marriage Agency employs first class psychologists. They have set up 64 important points of harmony between couples. Only when at least 33 points are in harmony is a date arranged.

dumping ground

Everyone was pumped at the idea of getting out of school and visiting a farm. I was even more psyched to be spending the entire day with the babe from my class! But as I pranced off the school bus and onto a field, I slipped and landed in a pile of cow manure! I walked around all day covered in crap, while everyone gagged, My guy hasn't looked at me since.